European Irradiance Animation

Hydra

 

Animals won’t leave me alone. Dogs slip their leads and collars and run to me. Sometimes I ride wild ponies bareback over the moors. Whenever I walk through the fields at home, a bovine train falls into line behind me. I quizzed the cows once, and asked them why they were following me? But they just hung their heads and embarrassedly inspected their hooves.  Anthropologists tell us that humans took a momentous forward step when they started domesticating herbivores, but the way I read it, farming was a ruminant initiative for which we have ungraciously taken the credit. The raggedy, squat forbears of cows, goats and sheep just latched onto the raggedy, squat forbears of people like me. Animal magnetism was the giant evolutionary leap that began man’s hasty ascent.

Alvaro Espinosa’s Maipo-located farm, “Antiyal”, is far from being Neolithic or even neo-Neolithic - Alvaro drives a large V8 truck – but the small proportions and self-containment are indicative of a more pristine system of agriculture. Last time I stayed there were a few acres of vines and vegetables, and a menagerie of animals - ducks, geese, chickens, an alpaca - and, most conspicuously of all, an enormous mastiff that threatened to turn Antiyal’s other residents into dinner should the dog bowl go empty for too long. The industrious and talented Alvaro had built an adobe house at the centre of the property, together with a few outbuildings, which doubled as the winery and guest accommodation. He was better than me at all the things I really cared about, and could do all the things I normally pay people to do.

When I arrived, the mastiff charged the car. In Chile, big breeds double as crime fighters, but the hospital A&Es must be bursting with friendly-fire maulings, because dogs are about food and walks and other dogs; they can’t easily tell the good guys from the bad guys. The Mastiff was huge. It made me think of Giant Moas and Galapagos Tortoises, gargantuan Pacific Rim flops, except this beast looked like it might make a much better fist of bigness than they ever did. I stepped out of the car, sighed, and looked into the dog’s red-rimmed eyes. We were going to be friends.

We ate lunch in the shade with the dog at my feet. Beyond the vines, in a small enclosure was the alpaca. Something was wrong. The alpaca was standing on two legs; it was seven feet tall. The long neck gave a high vantage point for the brilliantly lacquered eyes. Whatever eats alpacas on the pampas needs good stamina, because their spines are engineered like periscopes, so they can see the curvature of the earth and look round corners. Not that this alpaca was behaving like anything’s lunch. I’d taken the solidity of Alvaro’s ranch work for granted, but the alpaca was snagging its pen for weaknesses, lunging its chest aggressively against the wooden rails. Maybe my host and I did share a few husbandly failings after all, and some of his clever wood improvisations overlapped, at their weakest points, with my bodging.

Over lunch we drank a blend of viognier, chardonnay and sauvignon from St Emiliana. I usually find Chilean whites brittle and green, but this tasted like a field blend, or an assemblage that had been aged on mixed lees; there was a heady mellowness that made me wish I was on a hammock rather than a chair. And there was a hammock. Alvaro had made one and strung it beneath the shady eaves of his house.

At dusk we began the tour. Each vine at Antiyal recieved very individual attention. They were flood irrigated, which works well with cabernet, but most importantly they were grown biodynamically. Biodynamic preparations can be bought off-the-peg in Europe, but in Chile you had to make your own, and lobotomy is not for the squeamish. No synthetic fungicides were used, and weeds and insects were kept in check by the ducks, chickens and geese, which joined us as we continued our round of the property.

At the back of the house were the compost piles, through which everything was recycled. I learnt that alpacas always shit in the same place, which makes collection easy. Vegetable waste, straw, prunings and the dung were amalgamated, and then sprayed with dynamized teas. “Nothing wasted”. The mastiff was sniffing interestedly at the base of the pile. “Great”, I replied. Alvaro had presented such a nourishing account of recycling at Antiyal that it seemed the wrong time to ask about any connection Chile’s biggest canine might also have to the heap, but the question was there all the same.

Over my shoulder, I heard the sound of DIY failure, but this time it wasn’t shelves collapsing or a cheap table flat-packing itself; the alpaca was out, and bounding towards us. In 70s Britain we had llama parks, inspired by the push-me-pull-you in Dr Doolittle. I visited one, but nobody ever went back a second time, so they all closed. Llamas are just so dull and maintenance free. I suspect most of the beasts are still there; and when the herd gets too large they’ll burst out of their enclosures and die on the roads, and then we will all agree that they were just oversized, small-brained, timid sheep all along. But as the alpaca approached, I had some misgivings.

“Does it have teeth, Alvaro?                                                   

“Sure, they have teeth”

“And a diastema?”

Alvaro looked blank.

The alpaca’s coat was springy, soft and irresistible. Alvaro’s wife, Marina, spun the wool into scarves, and things like scarves but bigger. I brought one back with me for my wife. I admired all the craft and resourcefulness, but I was beginning to feel overwhelmed. Historians put the defeat of the Incas and Aztecs by a small troop of conquistadors down to their exposure to measles and smallpox, and amid all the Espinosa’s industry and ingenuity, I was starting to feel like the next vector of European viruses come to devastate the continent, only this time they fatally de-skilled the mind and body, and left you hopelessly reliant upon others for food, warmth and shelter.

The sun was setting over the Pacific, and the stars were already beginning to swarm in the eastern sky above the Andes: Alpha Centauri, Canopus, Sigius, Procyon, the Southern Cross. You can join the dots of light to form a dome, but the geometry is illusory. Space is cold, infinite and utterly detached. And in that deepening moment, we all felt each other’s fear, so we drew close together for comfort, the animals and me.

That night, I watched the Hydra constellation slide lengthways across my window. At 3 a.m., I was joined by the mastiff, but I left a noisy duck outside, which punished my display of favouritism by grumbling at the door until daylight.

Alvaro consulted for several estates, Perez Cruz, Casa Rivas, St Emiliana, and Haras de Pirque, and we spent the next day visiting each in turn. I slept between appointments, and would wake-up to see yet another vainglorious winery looming into view. Whenever I asked Alvaro where the money came from, he replied their owners had “interests”. Chile’s major industry is mining, and mining and interests seemed to be the same thing, except the latter gave the impression that the country did more than break bits off itself and ship them abroad. The people who owned the mines owned everything else. 

General Pinochet was “our bastard”, and like the nasty dogs that guarded Chilean homes, Pinochet confused the good people with the bad. During his dictatorship, 3000 people were murdered, and 40,000 tortured. On the road between Valparaiso and Santiago, Alvaro parked the truck at the apex of a rocky hairpin and pointed to a village in the valley below.

“All the men from this village were gathered together and brought here”, he said. “Everyone was murdered.”

At the end of Kafka’s The Trial, Josef K is taken to a quarry to be killed. He still doesn’t know what facts establish his culpability, but in an act of well-mannered complicity he asks his executioners if sledgehammering his skull would be made easier if he were to lay his head against the slab this way, or that? I suspect that for many Chileans Pinochet’s guilt feels like their shame, but it shouldn’t. The only people that benefited were the cronies and Junta members who shared the spoils of privatisation when the General de-centralised the Chilean economy, creating a class of people with “interests”. When the wheel of fortune was spun, you had to be in the game. Pinochet may have gone but he left a legacy. Decapitate the monster and other heads grow back in its place.

We drove into Santiago where I was leading a tasting. Most of the winemakers we had met through the day were there.  The tasting was blind, and the wines were French. We started with Burgundy, a monopole 1er Cru from Michel Gros, and Bonnes Mares from Christophe Roumier; and we finished on five clarets, with Haut Brion 89 the last wine. In Central Chile, the vines are irrigated and the weather is predictable. There are cool climates and warm climates, but wherever you are in Chile, the ultra violet is unrelenting and gives a thick accent to the country’s red wines. Only when we reached the bottle of Haut Brion was there any acknowledgement of hue and tannin.  Everyone was sympathetic towards the plight of the Burgundians; somebody had to make wines under impossible marginal conditions, and the tasters in the room were just happy it wasn’t them.

In the heat of the Chilean summer, I'd thought the lighter style of French wines might get some plaudits, but we were starting from different places. Champagne and Burgundy had given me a taste for limpidity and delicacy, whereas my hosts seemed capable of ingesting any amount of tannin and anthocyanin. I had been labouring the point about over-extraction all day, and I'd hoped the Grand Cru Burgundy and First Growth Bordeaux would support my position, when they actually achieved the opposite.

We re-corked the bottles and drove back to Antiyal. It was dark. Marina was cooking. 

Alvaro took me to the back of the house. A wood fire was burning underneath a water-filled 500l inox tank. The dog was there.

“It’s for you”, said Alvaro.

The mastiff watched. I took off my clothes, and felt myself being relegated down his Armageddon ration picks as I did: women and children first, and save the mottled one with the swatches of hair until there’s nothing left. I lowered myself into the vat and a little water lipped over the edge and hissed against the fire.

Alvaro returned with two glasses of Antiyal, and we spoke some more about Pinochet and the Junta. Chile was moving on; it was getting wealthier, but still there was desperate poverty. When terrible things have occurred so recently in a country’s history, people are scared to confront the past. Look back at the snake-haired Medusa and you’re instantly turned to stone.

I swirled the wine. Nothing would appear so dark again that night except sleep.

We talked of Alvaro’s time at Bordeaux University. He’d worked in Champagne, which had given him an appreciation of the product, but no ambition to make it. “This is Chile”, he said.

I understood the sentiment: day and night, this was the most iridescent place I’d ever visited.

It was late, the night sky shone, and Alvaro’s black wine tasted of Chile, then Maipo, then Antiyal.

Marina called us in for dinner. Alvaro chained the mastiff at the door.

“He won’t bother you tonight.”

“That just leaves the duck”, I said.

Alvaro raised his eyebrows. We walked into the kitchen: potatoes, tomatoes, spinach and, in the middle of the table, duck.

Hydroponics vs Vosne

Reading a recent article about grape growing in Santa Rita, I was struck at the fine line between irrigation and hydroponics. Without their weekly fix of water, vines grown on Santa Rita’s sandy valley floor would die. Albert Hammond’s contralto has familiarised us to the fact that it never rains in Southern California, and the limited capacity of their soils to hold onto water only intensifies the problem.

Water enters the vine primarily through the roots.  Up until veraison, the xylem conducts water around the vine unimpeded, to the leaves, stems and bunches. Easy access to water at this vegetative stage of growth influences vine vigour and berry size, and red wine grapes in particular are thought to benefit from a measure of early season stress. Skins become thicker, and the berries are better exposed to light; the two processes reinforce each other.

After veraison, the picture becomes more confused. The xylem flow into the berries becomes severely disrupted, and the direct link between soil moisture and berry-size is broken. The continued swelling of berries after veraison presented something of a conundrum to researchers, but recent investigations in Germany have shown how water also enters the grape clusters through the skins, rachis and pedicles. Rain falling on the berries is absorbed through the skins (though this movement also declines with maturity), yet even without rainfall, grapes will normally continue to expand as they ripen. Just why they do this continues to be the cause of speculation, but one plausible account suggests that bunch closure creates a cylinder around the stem tissues of the bunch. Fluctuations in ambient temperature will cause water to condense onto the interiorised rachis and pedicles, which then wicks into the berries, causing them to swell. If this is the case, then one can easily imagine a feedback mechanism in which large berries pre-veraison result in tight clusters, leading to water condensation and more rapid enlargement post veraison.

One of the significant differences between the vineyards of the Côte de Nuits is their underlying pedology and geology; climatically they are near-identical. The best soils shed water rapidly, but their depth and structure facilitates the vertical movement of water from the underlying limestone during periods of drought. They are precisely irrigated, if you like, though the pipes and pumps are in this instance of a geological origin. The berries remain relatively small in humid years; while in drought years, like 2005, the top vineyards can still access sufficient water to maintain metabolic function. Of course, the best vineyards will still be subjected to the climatic trends of a particular vintage, but they will be buffered in a way that the lesser vineyards are not.

All this is fascinating because it suggests that if irrigation can be precisely controlled, then grape quality can be favourably manipulated.  In a hydroponic system, watering could be tailored precisely to the qualitative needs of production, keeping berries small and clusters open, whilst the berries could simultaneously be protected from the effects of deluge and damaging water absorption through their skins. Of course, you would need climatic control, but this is the same for hydroponically grown tomatoes and peppers as well.

If this is all starting to sound expensive, you are right. But at the end of a week in which mediocre Burgundies were  offered at £thousands a case (and knowing there are Grands Crus coming through that will make these prices look like pocket money), how long can it be before somebody takes a punt on creating their own minutely managed terroir?

Spur Pruning Tixover Vineyard

Shoots of even vigour and length, carrying similar crop loads is the aim of most viticulture. Some people achieve this with cane pruning, but we prefer spur pruning.

On a low vigour site like Tixover, spur pruning requires patience.Try and elongate cordons by more than four buds at a time, and they suffer from acrotony: the canes shoot at their ends, but not in their middles, so that the distance between renewal points the following year is too great. Likewise, lay down canes that are too long, and already established spur positions further down the cordon will fail. Normally 10cm is a sufficient distance between shoots, but inour damp and sunless climate we look to achieve 15cm of separation between 1 bud spurs.  

Each Cordon will eventually carry 6-7 spurs, with a renewal spur just above the rootstock graft. This basal renewal spur gives us an option to replace and rebuild the vine’s aerial structure if the vine becomes diseased, or we start to drop spur positions along the cordon. Secateurs are a useful measuring tool in the vineyard. The gap between single-bud spurs needs to be less than the length of the secateurs, and cordon extensions again run the risk of acrotony if they are longer than the secateurs.

One unanticipated consequence of spur pruning is improved frost resistance. When we have suffered frost damage, shoots on spurs seem a degree or two hardier than shoots on canes.

 

 

 

NATURAL WINE: a reply to @ Jamie Goode

Doug,

 

I was interested to read your broad defence of Jamie’s position, even if it did fail to answer the specific points I raised in my post. Urging me, and for that matter Jamie, to come and float with you at wine’s discursive surface is, I’m afraid, harder than you make-out; it’s not that we can’t swim, I’m sure we both enjoy a lark in the shallows every bit as much as you, it’s just knowing that there is a world of explanations, causes and effects churning in the depths below makes some of us want to dive down deeper. When I use words like terroir and aldehydes, or consider the consequences of a lifetime spent drinking non-“natural” wines, I want to know exactly what I have committed myself to.

 

As critics, buyers and sellers of wine we come to the production process quite late on. Notwithstanding this, few of our customers share in the kind of privileged access we have to production – to the people, vineyards and landscapes – and it is incumbent upon us to represent them in an accurate and interesting way as we can. In choosing Paul Draper as an exemplar of everything that is worthy of adulation in the wine industry, I wasn’t making a cheap shot. When someone as coherent, respected and successful as Draper makes statements about typicité and terroir I find it hard to maintain objectivity, because the quality of the wines leaves little room for scepticism.

 

It’s worth reflecting on the success of Ridge Monte Bello ‘71 at the Judgement of Paris 30^thAnniversary re-tasting. Producers like Draper are in many ways operating in the ugly, primordial stages of a wine’s life. Young, cloudy, CO2 saturated wine shows little congruence with the finished products that are sold to consumers or tasted by critics, yet it is during this period that most of the repercussive decisions about a wine’s future evolution are made. Rather like the Jesuit mantra which takes the boy at seven and returns the man, winemakers intervene at these early and confused stages of development to provide positive and predictable outcomes. In the case of Monte Bello, or the blending of vin clair in Champagne, the implications of these decisions are realised within an elongated temporal framework that is in a substantial way determined by the winemaking; the released bottle of Monte Bello or Blanc de Noirs is not like some capricious desert flower that blooms fitfully, rather its flowering is actively nurtured and sustained. When Paul Draper says that S02 addition is necessary for his wines to reveal their typicité, I suspect he is alluding to this very point. The ‘71 Monte Bello was as recognisable and representative of the limestone hills of Santa Cruz Mountains in 2006 as it was in 1976. Durability, it might be argued, is part of the vineyard’s intrinsic character.

 

The same nature/nurture argument can be made in a different way. Each year, candidates put themselves through the MW exam. Thirty-six wines are tasted blind, and every year candidates identify and differentiate claret from Napa Cabernet, Pauillac from Margaux, and one vintage year from another. When I took and passed the exam in 1998 I correctly identified 5 vintages of Cos d’Estournel, even though the most valuable bottle I had tasted in the six months prior to the exam had been a Château St Pierre, St Julien, 1989. There was no heavy hand of winemaking here, nor the obfuscation of origins; how could there be? Blind tasting is the ultimate test of typicité, and the Institute’s position on natural wines is that their inherent instability makes consistent identification impossible. In the year-long preamble of tastings that leads up to the exam, natural wines show too much variability; the students wouldn’t stand a chance: they are not considered a fair test of ability.  Nature alone only gets you so far, and it certainly won’t allow one to conclude that natural wines provide the best viewpoint from which to assay either typicité or terroir.

Terroir has always been one of the touchstones of the natural wine movement, and as I said at the start, it’s one of the topics that encourages me to dive through the discursive surface of wine descriptions. The late Peter A. Sichel once claimed that only a small fraction of Bordeaux’s vignoble properly had terroir, and he urged parsimony in the term’s attribution and use. For a long time he had the support of wine producing allies in the New World, who mockingly depicted terroir as either a pernicious European marketing stunt, or an apologists charter for unripe fruit and poor hygiene. But then, somewhere along the track these protagonists either gave-up on this line of attack or lost the argument, because today terroir is everywhere.

 

I have written extensively on the terroir of Burgundy, but Sichel’s home region of Bordeaux throws up some often alluded to but scarcely understood examples of terroir. The soil at Pétrus is predominantly clay, but incorporated into the clay is smectite, a volcanic mineral that dramatically changes the soil’s physical and chemical properties. Conditions within damp smectite clays are so anaerobic that new roots struggle to grow, while old roots die. Consequently, the vines' extraction of water is impeded, even though the clay can feel wet to the touch. The expansion is so dramatic that after 10mm of rainfall, the soil self-seals at its surface, so in a wet year like 1967, the vines can still be subjected to beneficial levels of water stress. Conversely, in dry years smectite clays shrink and crack, encouraging water and root penetration which, in turn, maintains a restricted but valuable flow of nutrients and water to the vine - invaluable in an anisohydric variety like merlot. This is an empirical account of how the soil at Pétrus regulates vine performance, but it’s not the full account of terroir, because it takes human intervention to shape the raw materials from the vineyard into a finished wine that contains all the identifiable tropes of Pétrus, which include homogeneity and stability, and the concomitant ability of the wines to age and plateau.

Accordingly, in Sichel’s historiographical account, we are better-off thinking of terroir from a qualitative perspective, as a tool that provides us with a means of differentiating between the quality of wines drawn from a small, circumscribed area (here, Pomerol), rather than a system of demarcation built upon regional taste. In other words, the pedological element of terroir is best applied qualitatively at the micro/vineyard level. The fruit that comes off the vine that grows up my house might yield a wine with a distinctive character, but this doesn’t mean it has terroir. Thus far, there is no differential, qualitative subdivision that needs adjudicating upon in Lyddington.

 

The meaning of terms changes over time, but terroir now seems so ubiquitous as to be rendered meaningless, which is a shame because people like Cornelius van Leeuwen at Bordeaux University are patiently building a detailed scientific account of the term as articulated by Peter Sichel. Like so much of science, huge efforts are required to move small distances, not that this discourages people like Van Leeuwen. Cheval Blanc took the decision to exclude certain vineyards traditionally incorporated into their Grand Vin as a result of Van Leeuwen’s survey of the property, which is a useful example of the way in which empirical analysis can help inform viticultural decision making for the better. The same point can be made about Paul Draper; I don’t know any winemaker who makes a more detailed study of tannin polymerisation, and while the results of these analyses don’t ultimately decide maceration lengths, racking intervals, or, indeed, SO2 additions, they do bring additional qualification to the scheduling of these procedures.

 

The global appropriation of terroir has lessons for the natural wine movement. It’s a logician’s slogan that there is “no entity without identity”, thus if you define yourself too loosely, anything goes. As far as I can work out, given that there appears to be no specific definition for what is allowed or prohibited in “natural” wine, the production of natural wine is compatible with a range of beliefs and practices whose adherents would normally be quite antagonistic towards each other, like genetic modification (GM promises disease-resistant, no-spray vines), organic production (“chemical-free” farming), or the sanctioned use of synthetic fungicides via Integrated Pest Management or so-called “sustainable” regimes (lutte raisonnée).

 

Re-joining you at the discursive surface again, it may surprise you to learn that I have bought, and will continue to buy wine from AA Pian, Cousin and Mazel; they are good wines, in fact, they are very good wines, and part of the 5% I identified in my original post. As I recall, I didn’t say all the wines were bad, I just pointed out that the natural wine movement has a long tail of unstable, acetic and, at its tip, quite horrid wine. I think it would be impossible for us to arbitrate between our respective opinions on some of these wines, although I am more than happy to concede that clumsy, heavy-handed oenology is just as capable of returning disappointing bottles.

 

My real difficulty however is with your invocation of terms like typicité, and terroir, used interchangably and as a defence of your position. You accused me of being a self-styled wine academic, but from my perspective you have misappropriated terms and then nominated yourself as the guardian of them. By countenancing instability as a price worth paying, you demean winemakers; and you deprive them their role in the remarkable aesthetic transformation that turns perishable fruit into, balanced, enduring, age-worthy wine. Ageing is a property of terroir but for you the temporal element of production risks complete evisceration. By minimizing man’s role in the terroir mix you posit a false dichotomy between winemaking and terroir. Yet terroir has always been a synergy between man and nature; without human sensibility, creativity and intervention it’s hard to see how we even get started along this dirt road in the first place.

 

Most conspicuously, the use of sulfur dioxide brings a degree of consistency to the product (as evinced by Draper), and allows blind tasters to successfully adjudicate on age, origins and grape varieties, yet this is not typicité as you construe it in your argument. You are like a painter who believes he’s done his job once the paints are mixed. From my side of the glass at least, nature is not a sufficient condition for art; terroir is qualitatively-driven; and the best test of typicité is via blind-tasting.

 

Wine is one of the more satisfying ways through which we view turbulent nature, so let’s agree to keep the chaos outside the bottle, not within it.

For Doug's response   -   http://t.co/yYsID8gl

Field trials: When nature lets you down

This was an experiment I conducted in 2011. I wanted to see what happened to Pinot Noir if  we restricted precipitation ingress through the period veraison  -3 weeks. We could detach the covers, and allow some rainfall to hit the ground, but it didn't rain.

We lifted the covers after veraison, and still it didn't rain.

No rain until harvest, in fact.

Pétrus: a postsript

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back in 1990 I was a customer of Pétrus. I bought 24 bottles of 1989 en primeur, and sold them when the price doubled to £1000 per case, cannily entering the market before the Bordeaux bubble burst; only it never did.  At around the same time I visited the Château. After a short tour, my colleague was asked his birth year, and was either honest or stupid enough to reply “1967”.  A magnum of 1967 was summarily opened. I have drunk 64, 67, 70, 71, 82, 85, 88(twice), 90, 95, but the 67 remains the most memorable. What that says about me, storage, vintage, format and terroir I haven’t fully worked out yet.

Twenty years later I returned to Pétrus, this time by bus. The Domaine had immodestly bolstered its fortifications. Like an Edgware “semi” whose owners think erecting 2 tons of ornamental railings somehow re-configures their house as a palace, the old maison of Pétrus just seemed diminished by its new wrought iron defences. There’s an obvious need to keep unwanted visitors out (somebody from our bus was trying to get through the gates in a tangerine Wolves strip), but you would feel pretty foolish if you’d travelled across the World on a pilgrimage to Bordeaux, only to spend your time viewing the top châteaux off the tarmac. I know this because I was on the road with a group of angry Texans, who up to that point had roamed through the region’s petits châteaux drunk and unimpeded. Exclusion hadn’t figured in their plans, as it hadn’t mine. Since my last visit I’d become an MW and written a few scholarly papers on marketing, Burgundy and terroir. Wine related employment had at long last shoved holiday jobs, platitudes and lies off the bottom of my résumé; yet despite all my attempts to turn this short list of achievements into a persuasive case for entry, I couldn’t get through the gates of Pétrus for a second time. Schmucks like me and the Wolves fan needed to find satisfaction in life’s lesser extravagances, like air-conditioned coaches, on board toilet facilities and window seats.

My psycho-analyst wife told me (in a tone that sounded like a threat) that after divorce, one partner normally does well whilst the other struggles. Pétrus’s fortunes were clearly in the ascendancy, and mine had taken a dive. Once the Belgians had the Domaine to themselves; now the rest of the World was at the party. Pétrus has become a global signifier of good taste, and demonstrating this level of discrimination and discernment was never going to be cheap; too many buyers, and one seller: prices went north, and the wines went West, then East.

Good taste is enduring, built upon myths of perfection and imperishability, whereas the merely fashionable is transient. It’s hard to think of a future in which we’d say of Picasso’s les Demoiselles d’Avignon “It has had its day”. By contrast, the orange-and-blue-check Kenzo trousers I bought as a student had already had their moment when I resuscitated them off the £5 rail. Worn around college they singled me out as a guy with poor dress-sense and short legs. The durability of taste is bound-up with the imperishability of its objects, and the persistence of our desire for them.

Similarly, Bordeaux’s reputation is founded on its long-lived Crus Classés; in fact, a disproportionate part of the wine business seems dedicated to representing and projecting this particular dimension of clarets’ personality. In his excellent book “The Billionaire’s Vinegar”, Benjamin Wallace accuses the fine wine establishment of hubris. In a memorable passage, Wallace reports a Rodenstock tasting where the moderating Michael Broadbent MW dismisses one taster’s scepticism of what turned out to be blends of dud 60s vintages as inexperience with pre-phylloxera clarets. Wallace relentlessly depicts Broadbent as a posh spiv intent on blurring the boundaries between hauteur mercantilism and expertise.

Broadbent sued Random House for deformation and won, though the moratorium on the books publication only applied to the UK. The Rodenstock affair reminded us that wine is mortal. Nineteen forty-seven Cheval Blanc will never be the liquescent equivalent of Seurat’s sublime study of infinite perspective le Port de Gravelines, because wines’ chemistry is fundamentally unstable, and its pleasures perishable, albeit it an interesting way.

Those who have had a dog die on them know it’s a tough call. On the way to the vets you’re looking for those vital signs - a wet nose, a wagging tail, licks - which mean you can turn the car round. Tasting old wines is pretty much the same thing. I have attended confréries when some very old wines have been poured; and I would be honoured if Michael Broadbent chastised me for being “green” in the presence of pre-phylloxera bottles, because I have only ever drunk one: Lafite 1858. Afterwards I wrote of the wine: “We eulogised it; gave it a wake; and were careful not to say it was long-dead”. Just like an old dog kept alive for too long, we urge knackered old wines onwards into ever more decrepit futures. Wallace beat-up Broadbent because he was pompous, but like most of us he just proved fallible when faced with yet more evidence of the mortality of things. Not once in those confrérie tastings did anybody stand up and say this wine is finished, even though we often read it in each other’s eyes. 

One consequence of Pétrus inflation is that I drink less of it. The last bottle I drank was 1988, which was mine; unmistakeably mine as I’d ripped the label and botched its value. Today’s Pétrus owners are a disparate international bunch, often separated from their bonded cases by thousands of miles or on-going court proceedings, so I suspect the trend for less rather than more Pétrus in my life is set to continue. On the radio the other day I listened to a programme about Gaelic dialects dying out. Less than 100,000 speakers, and a language risks terminal decline; on this basis, I just wonder how many people in the future will have drunk enough vintages of Pétrus to pass meaningful judgements upon it. The fate of Pétrus might be like that of pre-phylloxera clarets where all the intellectual property became tied-up with too few people, and we know how that story ended-up. With this in mind, perhaps now is the right time for me to pass my verdict on Pétrus, based upon the limited number of vintages I have tasted, which is, perhaps, more than you. It’s certainly more than those I met outside the Château’s gates in 2009. Consequently, I am dedicating the remainder of this text to the drunken Texans and the Wolves supporter who in his tangerine football strip reminded me of one of those tropical birds cruelly carried away from its familiar habitat by a freak storm.

The first thing to say is that Pétrus is a serious wine; a little melancholic even; and it doesn’t always show well against other top growths – unlike Haut-Brion, say. Instead, it lurks in the shadows, and when every other wine has contributed it’s all to the evening’s merriment, it’s still there, brooding, like Mr Darcy in a glass. I once served the 1988 to friends, together with Vieux Château Certan 98. I’d bought a case of the Vieux Château Certan 98, and just one bottle of the Pétrus. Through the evening, everyone agreed that the Vieux Château Certan was much the better wine, and such great value in comparison; it was joyous, and just seemed to donate every last drop of itself towards the purposes of our pleasure. When all our guests had left, I cleaned up the kitchen, except for a pair of glasses that held a fraction of each wine. The Vieux Château Certan seemed spent (we really couldn’t have asked any more of it), but that damned meniscus of Pétrus, the wine I had underestimated to my cost before, was still smouldering away; resolutely knocking its point home; filling me with doubt.

And what does Pétrus taste of? Like wine; like Bordeaux; like Pomerol, really - though there is a difference. Fundamentally, it’s the same stuff: merlot, oak, plums, silk, and sweetness; the silty-scent of time’s passage; yet the elements appear bonded together into a unique configuration, as if to create a bolder and more robust allotrope of Pomerol; and it’s this statuesque quality that makes Pétrus such an enigma to me. Before the Rodenstock affair I thought all wine was mortal, whilst afterwards I knew it was; except it feels like nobody told the people at Pétrus that the game was up. In Disney’s telling of Cinderella, everything starts reverting back at midnight: the coach becomes a pumpkin again, and the fat mouse is back in his rags; but the slipper carries on, keeping the story alive. The palace ball is a preamble. Patience is rewarded: The Prince gets his princess, just as Mr Darcy turns out to be the good guy; and an hour after our dinner guests had left that night, I quietly admitted to myself, in a dark corner, that the 88 Pétrus was the better wine.

Psychoanalysts, my wife included, will tell you that the best stories don’t so much frustrate desire, as postpone satisfaction. The 67 Petrus I drank in Pomerol was the most compelling wine I have tasted from the Estate, because at 23 years of age it was ready to drink. If you are born in 1967, then the normal wine trade practice is to age yourself by a year, and make your hosts open a 66. But believe me you don’t need to do this at Pétrus , if you ever get in, that is.

Pétrus may stoke the embers of old wine trade tales about wine immortality, but it also slays one particular myth that has been doing the rounds for far too long.  I was always told Bordeaux’s best vineyards have deep roots, which somehow access a hidden trove of deeply buried minerals. The soil at Pétrus is predominantly clay, but incorporated into the clay is smectite, a volcanic mineral, that dramatically changes the soil’s physical and chemical properties. Conditions within damp smectite clays are so anaerobic that new roots struggle to grow, while old roots die. Consequently, the vines struggle to extract water from the soil despite the fact the clay feels wet to the touch. The expansion is so dramatic that after 10mm of rain, the soil self-seals at its surface, so in wet year like 1967, the vines can still be subjected to beneficial levels of water stress. Conversely in dry years, smectite clays shrink, and crack, encouraging water and root penetration, which in turn, maintain a restricted but valuable flow of nutrients and water to the vine. This is terroir, for those who were beginning to see it everywhere they looked.

Pétrus is, then, both icon and iconoclasm. It is the exemplar of terroir, and deserves distinction; but at what cost? For most drinkers the wine has effectively become priceless, and they’ve been out the game for a long time, which is disappointing. We sometimes need to catch a resemblance of a region’s best wines in more affordable bottles, so we can appreciate their qualities better. This inflation in value has made fortunes for some, and ruined the reputations of others, making the English wine trade look like a school for scoundrels at the same time. It was large Pétrus formats that finally exposed Rodenstock’s fraud, when Moueix audited their records and found they hadn’t made Imperials in the 1921 and 1928 vintages; though Rodenstock’s fraud now looks insignificant next to recent revelations of Asian warehouses full of counterfeit bottles. The prospect of spending fortunes on bottles and them not being authentic is very real; not that this will bother everyone. The only time I tried 1982 Pétrus, was after I’d listed it at a smart London hotel restaurant. A woman came into the restaurant alone. She ordered à la carte, and then picked a bottle each of Krug Rosé and Pétrus 82 off the wine list. She took a sip of both wines, paid the bill and left. We were all bemused, until the receptionist worked out that her husband was staying in the hotel that night, but he wasn’t alone, and he wasn’t with her. Ouch!